A stocking full of seasonal snippets

• As Adam said to his wife, "It's Christmas, Eve"
• (I am greeted with this one every year with my morning cup of tea in bed so I thought I'd share out the suffering!)
• Doorbell mystery is solved. Amicable conversation with neighbour led to an adjustment of channels and now all is well - we think.
• If you take Christ out of Christmas you are left with M&S!
• Nothing to do with Christmas but try saying this 3 times non-stop:
• IRISH WRISTWATCH